tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post2737504739355153041..comments2024-01-22T21:12:20.299+11:00Comments on Lilly's Life: Hey Google, you sure know how to makeLillyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comBlogger25125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-47228464597970854962008-06-04T13:50:00.000+10:002008-06-04T13:50:00.000+10:00Troublex2 - you have to check Analytics out becaus...Troublex2 - you have to check Analytics out because its hilarious if nothing else. I kind of like the reports(other than search words, obviously) - as to how accurate they are who can tell. I get few visitors anyway in the scheme of things. Let me know what yours says because I am starting to think I am in the wrong business here - I may just change this site to something more appropriate like Lilly's Bits - ha ha.Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-16087262593058226482008-06-04T13:24:00.000+10:002008-06-04T13:24:00.000+10:00Egad! I haven't checked out my Google Analytics i...Egad! I haven't checked out my Google Analytics in so long. Now you got me curious. I'll let you know what I find out about myself.TroubleX2https://www.blogger.com/profile/05509052696921493349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-83409559256169859412008-06-03T12:55:00.000+10:002008-06-03T12:55:00.000+10:00i drove through iowa last summer and visited the f...i drove through iowa last summer and visited the farm where they filmed field of dreams. i walked into the tall corn and never wanted to come out...horatio salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02089447145562619151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-91229342125851923432008-06-03T10:59:00.000+10:002008-06-03T10:59:00.000+10:00Horatio salt - Google hits the G spot every time w...Horatio salt - Google hits the G spot every time when it comes to your site I suggest and now I must go and read that post - seems it all happen in Iowa - whats with Iowa?Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-26225801930905888512008-06-03T10:44:00.000+10:002008-06-03T10:44:00.000+10:00well, um, i already wrote a post about the pleasur...well, um, i already wrote a post about the pleasures of des moines, iowa. it's called: "Sex researchers locate G Spot: It's in Iowa"...geez, no wonder all these google phrases are hitting me!horatio salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02089447145562619151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-57575619117717685822008-06-03T08:43:00.000+10:002008-06-03T08:43:00.000+10:00Horatio salt - now that is funny, I had two search...Horatio salt - now that is funny, I had two search words today - evil daughters (again) and lilly's middle name?? I'll be rushing to your site to see a post and pics of your trip to des moines iowa. If its as exciting as its sounds (and anything with the word pleasure in it always has 'hope' attached as you marketing gurus know), please share as I was looking for a different kind of vacation this year!Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-35690960251791094972008-06-03T01:14:00.000+10:002008-06-03T01:14:00.000+10:00just got another hit google hit today that i must ...just got another hit google hit today that i must share with you: <BR/><BR/>naked pleasures in des moines iowa<BR/><BR/>my bus arrives in 45 minutes. i'm heading to the midwest. (not packing any bags. apparently i won't be needing clothes...)horatio salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02089447145562619151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-17978067688881770942008-06-02T08:23:00.000+10:002008-06-02T08:23:00.000+10:00@ Stephan - just be sure you are not eating or dri...@ Stephan - just be sure you are not eating or drinking if you go to Wundurful Wurld - I will personally not be held responsible if you choke from laughter!<BR/><BR/>@ Matt - strangely given you write about politics you would think it would trun up all sotts of sordid keywords but there you go. My life is even stranger than politics! I think people out in googleland are bored it seems - thanks for dropping by.<BR/><BR/>@ Horatio - Stephan is not easily amused either let me tell you....Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-80997392426610865712008-06-02T04:00:00.000+10:002008-06-02T04:00:00.000+10:00@ stephan: glad you enjoyed your visit to wundurfu...@ stephan: glad you enjoyed your visit to wundurful wurld. you're always welcome...horatio salthoratio salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02089447145562619151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-91521011338406537802008-06-02T01:09:00.000+10:002008-06-02T01:09:00.000+10:00Lilly - great post! Those are some strange keywor...Lilly - great post! Those are some strange keywords, for sure. It made me curious as to what keywords are being used to find my site so I went to my Google analytics and found that I only had 6 keywords. 5 of them were varying forms of "matt-speak" while the last one had something to do with Canada (go figure). I guess it has to do with what words are in your title, because I can see where a lot of people might look up something with lilly in the title (and for some pretty strange reasons, as it turns out) but who would want to look for something with matt in the title? I guess that's a good thing in a way, but then it is fun to see what kind of strange things people are looking for on the internet. Strange times, indeed.Matthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00994185648078518634noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-65738991033396444652008-06-01T21:36:00.000+10:002008-06-01T21:36:00.000+10:00Lilly, I just checked out that Wundurful Wurld sit...Lilly, I just checked out that Wundurful Wurld site and never laughed so much in all my life. Thanks for the heads up.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-51995502388861344892008-06-01T12:15:00.000+10:002008-06-01T12:15:00.000+10:00Stephan - thans for reading,,finally. Yes funny an...Stephan - thans for reading,,finally. Yes funny and warped at the same time. Get that blog going, it is fun although addictive.Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-56819424850915754142008-06-01T10:44:00.000+10:002008-06-01T10:44:00.000+10:00I think I have to start a blog because just lookin...I think I have to start a blog because just looking at what people are searching for tells a whole story on its own. Very funny (or warped) which ever way you think, I guess.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-89604573542687916492008-06-01T09:47:00.000+10:002008-06-01T09:47:00.000+10:00@ baby-amore - he he cannot wait to see what yours...@ baby-amore - he he cannot wait to see what yours says, yes we are part of it all. I just love how the internet frees people of their inhibitions and shows us really what is on peoples minds - hardly a surprise but I sure cant help them!<BR/><BR/>@ Jon - you must get GA because it is helpful particularly for your site and what you are doing. It has loads of good information, along with the interesting searches. People may be looking for one bizarre thing and end up liking what your blog is focused on, particularly if your story is about naked blondes obviously. You have to laugh. Thanks for dropping by.<BR/><BR/>@ Horatio salt - see I told you your key words match your site perfectly. That means your site should be extremely popular. You just have to make any reference to the 'untrue' nature of it in small print. But as we know your posts are reality for many and thats why we laugh hysterically. So feel free to use some of my key words in your post titles and they will come in droves.Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-7821490992490031672008-06-01T06:41:00.000+10:002008-06-01T06:41:00.000+10:00now that i think of it, i did write a post a while...now that i think of it, i did write a post a while back called "Renegade brides crash wedding, pig out on cake." So that's where the 'pig cake' came from...horatio salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02089447145562619151noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-64797815617186059332008-06-01T04:09:00.000+10:002008-06-01T04:09:00.000+10:00Hi Lilly, I haven't tried Google analytics yet. Bu...Hi Lilly, I haven't tried Google analytics yet. But I'm going too ....cant wait to find out what it makes of my blog.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14629046815891618029noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-6995324238682820602008-05-31T22:52:00.000+10:002008-05-31T22:52:00.000+10:00GA is wonderful fun Lilly .I have a post to draft...GA is wonderful fun Lilly .<BR/>I have a post to draft for my LOL Googlers too -shocking but hysterical aren't they the cyber world.<BR/>And worse we are part of it.♥.Trish.♥ Drumboyshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13482654455512269065noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-5803037596850166652008-05-31T21:42:00.000+10:002008-05-31T21:42:00.000+10:00Sarah, thanks ...I think...Sarah, thanks ...I think...Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-49091235310700145632008-05-31T21:27:00.000+10:002008-05-31T21:27:00.000+10:00Oh that made me laugh, what kind of blog are you o...Oh that made me laugh, what kind of blog are you operating here???? All I can say is there are a lot of unfulfilled folks out there in the world.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-85849729560310162692008-05-31T17:57:00.000+10:002008-05-31T17:57:00.000+10:00@ lady skye fyre - mmmm maybe, they will. Except I...@ lady skye fyre - mmmm maybe, they will. Except I think I am going to ditch the ads soon too. Thanks for visiting by the way. OMG dentists who wear dentures, how funny is that?<BR/><BR/>@ mize - thanks for dropping by. Yes you have to look at your keywords a bit closer. They tell a story sometimes,,,err a better one than mine I hope.<BR/><BR/>@ taschabud - oh you have to get Analytics its good because it tells you who has visited your site I dont think its perfectly accurate but its useful. I think its an option when you sign in to your google account. We love you and your site and your readers will only grow. Thanks for dropping by! Oh PS I really hooe you dont get what I am getting but then again you could get what Horatio is getting and something tells me he deserves to get those kind of searches dont you think?Lillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-56855767303492315172008-05-31T17:41:00.000+10:002008-05-31T17:41:00.000+10:00I might have to install analytics to get what you'...I might have to install analytics to get what you're getting. I think they're hilarious. I'll probably be getting the same, huh? On second thought, I'm not sure If I want to know. I have googled tasha's take several times to see if I can get to my site this way, and google brings up every other tasha's site but mine. I'm a nobody!!! I'm hurt! Sobs and more sobs.tashabudhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17707659728810975773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-40388939691499234412008-05-31T14:25:00.000+10:002008-05-31T14:25:00.000+10:00I found your blog in Link Referral and this post c...I found your blog in Link Referral and this post caught my attention. Really nice, funny post! I have google analytics in my blog but I never took a close look at my keywords, but after reading your post, I will. Thanks for sharing, I liked your blog and bookmarked it. I´ll visit to see what´s new. Mizé.Mizéhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03777976320156110079noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-73060060611219443722008-05-31T13:58:00.000+10:002008-05-31T13:58:00.000+10:00Maybe when they don't find what they're looking fo...Maybe when they don't find what they're looking for they'll click on a Google Ad as they leave. The best one somebody used at my site was "Dentists who wear dentures".Pauline Evanoskyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15090641000678423636noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-62926861357206661522008-05-31T12:40:00.000+10:002008-05-31T12:40:00.000+10:00Oh **** I have been outed that was me searching fo...Oh **** I have been outed that was me searching for Roger Federer sans shirt.... well I would have expected that you out of any blogger I know would have these key words...there is a reason after all!!! I expect a post from you on pig cake now - the mind boggles but I am sure you are up to the task! Yes, well I never thought about the fact that posting the keywords on here was going to compound the problem....ah well, they will get the message all at the one time...GO TO WUNDERFUL WURLD FOR ANYTHING YOU DESIRE....he heLillyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14597193176450931002noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339261543193718354.post-19243066082315490162008-05-31T12:28:00.000+10:002008-05-31T12:28:00.000+10:00yes, well, these are mine at wundurful wurld:jessi...yes, well, these are mine at wundurful wurld:<BR/><BR/>jessica alba no clothes, jessica simpson with no clothes on, roger clemen's buttocks, what spitzer paid $4300 an hour for, paris hilton bath video, wurld sex, roger federer no shirt, angelina jolie video, supermodel blowjob, chastity belt video, square spy plane, pig cake, abraham lincoln's horses name, diapers laugh panties dildo, 100 mph handjob.<BR/><BR/>and now that all these words are on your blog, you'll be getting hits from people searching for them on google!<BR/><BR/>my favorite here, i think, is 'pig cake'. mighty tasty, i'm sure...horatio salthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02089447145562619151noreply@blogger.com