At least I can tell you the day started off with good intentions. Even if it finished in a less than desirable way.
I figured that given she was back with me for a few weeks it was important I kept her days as consistent as possible to how she lives with you.
I know you take her running twice a day.
Well you know me. I'm lazy and would happily let her sit with her feet up on the lounge all day with a doggy cocktail in hand.
But, for everyone's sake, I made a commitment to take her to the Dog Park every day.
I thought it would be good for both of us.
Fresh air. Sunshine. Exercise.
Well, after our first visit today, I was wrong.
Only one of us had fun. And that is the kind of fun with a capital F.U.N.
Look at her.
She enjoyed that picturesque dog park for all of two minutes.
Then she ran away and discovered something she liked way better.
I'm still breathless.
Your dog can run really, really fast.
So it's a good job I can shout really, really loud.
Because I sure as hell can only run really, really slow.
|Yes, and I am licking my lips because I love drinking the filthy water.|
What came out of my mouth when I finally caught up to her and realised I had to take her back home in my car, was just as filthy as she looked.
Oh, and just so you know, she now also answers to NO-O-OO-OO-OO-OO-O Stella, Get out of there Stella, What the ....... Stella............
Regardless, we will still go back again tomorrow.
But, this time I'll be prepared.
I'm taking gum boots so I can get in that muddy water with her.
Who knows? She might be on to something.
You only live once. Right?
Do you have a pet? What do you love about it?
|Stella checking the post before I pressed publish. With a golden retriever you will never be alone - they never let you out of their sight. Ever.|