Do you think you could spare a thought for us normal women?
You know the ones that were clearly mucking around in the shallow end of the genetic pool when all the 'talent' got handed out up the deep end?
It seems it's not enough that you stand beside us normal girls making us look possibly a little shorter and broader than we really are.
And that you wear leather at 47 when most of us couldn't even pull off this look at 16.
And now you're lecturing us about the whole child birth process?
Apparently the $30m Supermodel Gisele Bundchen wants a worldwide law preventing mothers from using formula milk and she believes breast feeding should be mandatory for six months at least.
It's great for your figure she says. At 6ft and 8.5 stone I bet it is.
Of course, as expected, Bundchen had a natural birth at her home in Boston in December after meditating throughout her eight-hour labour. She was then up making pancakes for everyone (other than the baby clearly) and modelling swimwear six weeks later.
As you do. When you are a super model.
Yeah they sure know how to make a girl feel good about themselves.....
PS I am planning a long road trip up the coast of Australia at the end of the month...over mountain ranges and deserted plains (OK not that exciting but its a big country)....and blogging about it...and if you tell me Miranda Kerr or Elle McPherson has beaten me to it riding only a bicycle well you can kindly keep it to yourself....
Have a great weekend!