I have a question.
What do they put in the water in London?
When you left Australia ten years ago you looked like this.
What the hell happened to you - now you apparently look like this.
I guess ten years can really change a person.
I suppose I better warn you.
When you left here ten years ago I looked really, really, really hot.
OK, you may not remember. You were only young.
Unfortunately, Australia has been in drought and short of water ever since.
So here goes, just so there's no surprises, stunned silences or awkward giggles, OK?
Can't wait to see you, your Mum and Dad, baby sister Caitlyn and eventually big brother Ethan when he decides to come back for a visit. I'm getting all my best Aussie slang dusted off ready to teach you girls some 'proper English'.
Enjoy New York and LA on the way home!!
One very excited Aunty who happens to also be one very recalcitrant blogger (I've been sought of tied up with Interpol this month, truly. Even the BlogHer ad and my Blogroll disappeared given my sblogness, oops!)