I have had Google Analytics for a while but given my blog is not really a serious attempt to rock anyone's world other than my own, I rarely look at the reports in any detail.
Until this morning that is.
Interesting. They are very interesting.......except.....for...one of them... which was r-e-a-l-l-y interesting.
I am truly shocked about what Google is telling me about my site.
It's compelling, it's common, its hardly unusual, its a theme but should I be worried?
Um, it's like this.
The picture these key words create about my blog (and ultimately me) is a bit confronting.......and hilarious at the same time. I just feel kind of sorry that Lilly's Life was unable to give some of these
Let me get it clear. Lilly is not into threesomes unless we are talking about a block of Cadburys and a good book (or perhaps a willing Richard Gere and Ceorge Clooney), nor do I sell flowers, eat flowers, smoke flowers, promote sports or know how to get a real six pack. I have never been to the Dominican Republic let alone worked there in any promiscuous capacity. Is it nice there? Yes, Lilly has 'bits' but you are never going to see them pasted on this blog. I also don't support mothers carrying guns - well until their daughters are at least old enough to date and then its perfectly warranted and acceptable - and I don't own a whip. Nor have I picked up a woman, been a call girl, killed my mother, given birth to an evil daughter (they just turn that way when they are teenagers), handled killer snakes or had the desire to eat a human. However, I will concede that I am into fish, albeit
If for some reason I do change my mind on any of the above (or Richard and George get desperate) I will make a public announcement on my blog (particularly if George and Richard change their minds).
I think I may need a course in Google-ese and at least I now know if I want a more popular site how to quickly get one....somehow, not on Lilly's Life folks!!
However, strangely enough, it has given me a few ideas....perfectly respectable ones you understand....stay tuned for future posts. Google Analytics is pretty helpful after all. How have you found it for your site?