Dear Reader

Today I got a present in the mail. It is a beautiful bar of soap filled with shea butter, ground up rice, almonds and coffee. It's almost good enough to eat. The only problem is that it's called Scrumptious Dimple Fighting Soap. It says not to use it on your face. I know it's the thought that counts but what were they thinking when they bought this gift? How should I handle this?

Should I thank them or slap them?